MY STINGY PENNY PINCHING HUSBAND
ive got a husband
he s as stingy as can b
he thinks abut his own happiness
and spends all an himself barring me

he wants new clothes from fancy stores
he bugs me all night wit his snores
i hafta harp many times four
cud i plz have a cheap lil dress thts it-not more!@!

if i want a driver coz im driving all d time
he says cabs will b better
letz not discuss it further n waste r time

the miser,the loser,the worm
wants a cell phone brand new
n when i want 1 too
he says  use mine babes...
its working fine.. atleast most of d time!!

im stuck to him n his ways(unfortunately)
n  generous husbands r far n few
i need a replacement fast
n now just abut anybody will  do!!!


ps:a true life incident n any resemblance to any person living or dead or otherwise is purely intentional !!